Let's pretend this never happened (a mostly true memoir)
Record details
- ISBN: 9781101573082
- ISBN: 1101573082
- ISBN: 9781743096444
- ISBN: 1743096445
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Physical Description:
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1 online resource : illustrations - Publisher: New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, ©2012.
Content descriptions
Formatted Contents Note: | I was a three-year-old arsonist -- My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine -- Stanley, the magic talking squirrel -- Don't tell your parents -- Jenkins, you motherfucker -- If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices -- Draw me a fucking dog -- And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever -- No one ever taught me couch etiquette -- Just your average engagement story -- It wasn't stew -- Married on the Fourth of July -- There's no place like home -- A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week -- The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know -- If you see my liver, you've gone too far -- My vagina is fine. Thanks for asking -- Phone conversations I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time. |
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Genre: | Electronic books. Biography. Autobiographical fiction. Humorous fiction. |